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thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

August 23 with 291,739 notes

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

August 23 with 130,567 notes

eatingisfab:

Tips on Studying

*open a book*

*read the first sentence*

*understand it very well*

*then slowly close your eyes*

August 23 with 151,198 notes
usswillton:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

perving
me and bae having sex

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

image

it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

August 23 with 50,968 notes

florels:

skiens:

wtf you mean real women have curves? all women are real women

THIS IS IMPORTANT

August 23 with 175,898 notes

monobeartheater:

rairatrio:

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

um… no?

August 23 with 9,837 notes
sherlocksthrobbingmember:

I bought this jumper today its a womans but half if my clothes are. I am a fashion icon

I’m jealous of your clothes tbh

frlcker:

I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time

August 22 with 114,138 notes