cat-boots:

Death being a great motivator, again!

cat-boots:

Death being a great motivator, again!

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

proveable:

my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly

"My very existence, my life in the world, seemed like a hallucination."
Sleep, Haruki Murakami  (via radiumangel)
"All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know."
— ― Ernest Hemingway (via psych-quotes)
"My God,” he gasped, “you’re fun to kiss."

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is The Night (via eroseca)

Best compliment

(via veggiesandtea)

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

compliment:

do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two

catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

feministlikeme:

getfittogethot:

wildwanderingwords:

boxfullofcats:

cat-eye-chic:

eventualprocrastination:

plasmas-king:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

equal sexual representation between both genders on tv 

i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging

Lets get zesty

Wait, they were selling something here?

remember that time when a whole bunch of guys said they weren’t going to buy this salad dressing because it objectified men?

sometimes i think about that and laugh really hard

^^^^

Irony of ironies.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.