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endourse:

do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear board of education, 
i am too

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mindfang:

never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety

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divinedorothy:

trying to think of unproblematic celebrities u like and you’re just sat there with a virtually empty piece of paper - you’ve written laverne cox down three times

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svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

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phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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I JUST FINISHED SIX FEET UNDER AND I ALMOST CRIED WHEN DAVID DIED AND HE SAW KEITH AJSJRKDNDJEKENDNDHDJ FUCK

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guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
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If you want to read about BDSM, instead of filling your head with nonsense, skip reading 50 Shades of Gray and read the Glee fanfic Little Yellow Tags instead.

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